Can we have another week? Pleeeeze?

You know, between all the indictments, the Foley thing, now Haggard's gay hooker thing (who's admitted to some of the allegations), Allen's thugs manhandling of a guy who asked a question, and now our own government putting nuclear secrets on the web, I have to ask... can we postpose election day another week so we can have a few more gifts?

Now, those of you who know me know I don't believe in gods and such, but like someone else said in blogland, it's like all of these things have just waited until the last month to come out at a perfect time. It's kinda freaky.