Michael Medved is a Dimwitted Asshole

I try to stay away from sites like Townhall.com and the like. The sheer amount of vapid stupidity there that wastes electrons is staggering and hard to deal with. You might know of the severely repressed pucker that calls himself Michael Medved. He's one of those types of cons that probably have lots of skeletons in their closet, of the Ted Haggard variety. You know, the kind that perpertualy, frantically obsess over where you're putting your penis (if you have one), especially if involves another penis in close proximity. In his latest column he talks about that NBA controversy that I'm vaguely aware of involving some ranting homophobic idiot NBA player. In his column, he gives us truly one of the meanest, dumbest things I've ever read that didn't come from WorldNut Daily:

Tim Hardaway (and most of his former NBA teammates) wouldn’t welcome openly gay players into the locker room any more than they’d welcome profoundly unattractive, morbidly obese women. I specify unattractive females because if a young lady is attractive (or, even better, downright “hot”) most guys, very much including the notorious love machines of the National Basketball Association, would probably welcome her joining their showers. The ill-favored, grossly overweight female is the right counterpart to a gay male because, like the homosexual, she causes discomfort due to the fact that attraction can only operate in one direction. She might well feel drawn to the straight guys with whom she’s grouped, while they feel downright repulsed at the very idea of sex with her.

Incredible command of logic and the understanding of human behavior, no? Rude Pundit has more on it. Don't tell Oprah about this one.